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I think I prefer “Goodbye Rudi Tuesday" myself...

Alot of rumors he self medicates.

Oro-HORK-os.

Schaino’s coaching career is like some kind of infection that just resists all attempts to make go away.

Between him and Sandusky it was a terrible place to be a kid.

The snake that ate its tail, and then vomited up its own butt.

good time to point out that Joe Ricketts is trash

Leading candidate for next manager 

One way or another, the Patriots’ trip to Buffalo always leads to dildos on the field.

Motherfuckers are playing checkers but they imprisoned the black pieces and tried to deport the red pieces

I look forward to the eventual Reply-All-pocalypse. 

You could have gone with #3 alone. You can’t reason with trolls.

They give out a free cuppa whip cream. They call it a “pupachino” but you don’t even hafta have a dog with you. Just tell ‘em it’s outside, bam, free whip cream.

Sometimes I wonder if the good folks at Deadspin are going to far in making fun of Tomsula. I mean, all the guy wants to do is make sure the other hobos know which restaurants have the best trash cans to scavenge through. Is that so bad?

The actual Tomsula Index is a list of businesses that will let you use their bathroom without having to buy anything. 

Fun reminder, Tomsula had a better record with the Niners than Chip Kelly.

we turn to the more fundamental solution to the Skins’ organizational woes, and one which would go even further toward brightening the future:

“Don’t break into someone’s house and then shoot him” doesn’t seem like an especially impossible standard.