My wife doesn’t find most of the things I show her to be funny, but she sure did laugh at that. Those Jeep commercials broke her, she wants to see Jeremy Renner crash and burn now. Frankly, I kinda do too and the man has done absolutely nothing to deserve such spite, except follow his dreams. But I’ll be god damned if…

First time, long time: Just wondering about the workshop process for “porno” and not “porn.”

Reid and McCoy together is great news for Kansas City restaurant owners and terrible news for Kansas City restaurant staff.

The people who find this inspiring are the ones who only see God's handiwork in this rather than an idiot who ignored symptoms for too long and then was saved by medical science. 

• November 11, 2016: The university asserts Briles and McCaw knew of the gang rape allegation of a female student-athlete by five members of the football team. Both men failed to take action.

Liberty lost to Syracuse, 24-0.

Do people find this sort of thing inspiring? Just rest and recover you fucking lunatic, you are not that indispensable, nor is telling a bunch of guys chasing a ball around what to do worth it.

This is quite a coup on the part of the Texans. It’s almost impossible to trade away a guy with a name like “Jadeveon Clowney” and get a better name in return, but “Barkevious Mingo” definitely fills that void. That’s at least a top 50 all time NFL name. For a linebacker, it’s practically onomatopoeia.

“That’s not like him...” they say.

They should blame the real culprit responsible for taking far too many innocent lives: puke.

We will not rest until we learn the truth about how Tyler came into possession of these narcotics

LOL, mine’s for Lane Bryant! WTF? I am neither plus-size nor a woman. So I hesitate slightly before accusing you of being an alcoholic, but only slightly!

I did it for the gram too

Man who would have thought that in just 5 years Atlanta would have an MLS Cup AND be in the Champions League.

Is it though. If we want to believe that our athletes should be seen as role models, this is the exact behavior to be modeled.

Came here for this. 

Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.

Amateur

Rob Gronkowski says he couldn’t sleep for weeks after a fairly routine hit in the Super Bowl

I know where he is coming from, I got a charlie horse the other day, and despite the pain and my body screaming at me to stop, I kept at it and finished that bucket of chicken.