Is your cousin white trash?

My cousin’s kids are named Jett and Jax and I want to puke every time I hear them.

Brazil is a badly written airport bookstore thriller.

Eduardo Hochulinho

During the stoppage, Mokhtari asked the Nancy players to instruct the fans to stop.

Andrew Luck 2012: *Takes a sack* Great job, man. Insane hustle. You really got me.

Andrew Luck 2019: You even just look at the ceiling and wish you could stop existing? Like, not die, but just POOF and cease being altogether. Maybe it’s nothing but motionless, soundless black. Complete emptiness. Nothingness. But it’s…

An MLS blog that is honest about what it is but also complimentary of the entertainment the game provided?

*Checks author*

You rang?

Attorney or attire, Rusty Hardin sounds more like something you’d find on Urban Dictionary.

Yousa can take yous accusateon and shove it. Me had notten to do wit dat crime.

Sorry, but this is inaccurate.

Some call her the gangster of love.

I don’t buy it. There’s no way Jim Irsay is conscious on a Saturday night.

... no.

Dearest Mother,

Going to be weird not seeing him on Sundays in the fall.

It worked out last time for the Lakers and Dwight!

Dwight: I swear I’m not crippled and I’m super depressed about my career.

All they needed was a warm body and they got...Dwight Howard.