This is very underrated.

how many times has Ovechkin, parked in the left circle, yelled at him “bitch, set me up?”

Disqualified from international hockey.

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Just have a giant Hitler mascot roaming the sidelines, he was a monster, it works!

Just have a giant Hitler mascot roaming the sidelines, he was a monster, it works!

HE HATE TEAMS

Guaranteeing right now DC Defenders gonna lead the league in points allowed because fuck nominative determinism

Finally, the league from Any Given Sunday is here for real! 

Larry Bird confirms that he isn’t a tattoo guy while another Indiana basketball legend Jimmy Chitwood admits that he has a tramp stamp and occasionally enjoys snorting meth

What is it with Indiana and murals?

Oh yeah Larry Bird of a huge marketable brand. All the kids nowadays are clamoring for the Larry Bird “grandpa sitting on the sideline” style.

About time Booker got defensive

Joakim Noah has never been double-teamed outside the champagne room, what does he know

Maybe if he stood still a bit less he would warm up enough to take his dang hoodie off.

Cool, but can we confirm that opposing players are still being doused with undiluted urine?

Here come the waterworks:

Reminds me of the old joke
Q: How are the beers at Estadio Azteca like having sex in a canoe?
A: They’re both fucking close to water. Ultimately it’s an unfulfilling experience that leaves no one happy

Oh, man, Coors is gonna be in so much trouble!