When “keeping it Real” goes wrong.

Well when you factor in their wives AND mistresses, you can get a lot of dead clumps of cells from one dude.

Totally empathize with these women,I know if prenatal tests showed my baby was a future Crimson Tide fan i’d struggle with keeping it too.

What is "a good start"?

C’mon man, I gotta fucking live here.

19,000? There can’t be that many Southern Baptist pastors and Republican state senators in one town.

Do we know for sure that this billboard is anti-abortion? Seems like a surprisingly cogent argument for abortion rights in Alabama.

In fairness, if you can read that billboard, you don’t live in Alabama.

Hey that 19000 abortions allowed a bunch of Kaighleys to 'experiment' without needing to mysteriously disappear up north for a couple months, only for it to be demystified later when Kaighley's dad goes on a drunken rant about race mixing.

Clemson just put up a billboard with 19,001.

19000 fewer Alabama fans? Tuscaloosa women are truly doing God’s work. Keep it up, ladies!

19,000 fewer Alabama fans? Good. Save some sexy cousins for the rest of us. 

nice. here's to 19,000 more. 

No, that’s a bitch move.  

“Behind every great man in a fight, is his girlfriend squawking like a crow with laryngitis.”

Back when Bill Walton was calling NBA games I really did not enjoy watching those games. Turns out I really didn’t know him all that well or what he was all about.

This is fucking hilarious and thanks for explaining it, because I was still at the figuring-out stage of saying her name out loud and trying to come up with anagrams.

He may have misunderstood what people were talking about when they said they were dealing with 30-50 feral hogs.

And I would do ANY THING FOR LOVE...oh I would do anything for love...but I won’t douthat....no I won’t douthat 

Polys want that cracker