They’ve been usurped by feral hogs, between 30-50 of them.

Higher chance of him having to eat a bear’s ass in prison

Getting slammed head first into the ground does less brain damage than regularly watching FOX news 

He has definitely told people that all lives matter.

“If the Russians were coming through Alaska, through Canada, the president would be using the same language, but it’s the fact that it’s happening at the border,” Kilmeade continued.

I look forward to seeing him picked by the Giants in the first round of the 2020 draft.

Sure, Amell might be embarrassed right now but this serves as a first rate audition for my upcoming epic C’mon, Man, I’m Wide Open: The Christian Hackenberg Story.

Yeah, with how dangerous cars can be, you’d think we’d make people register them, and get licenses to operate them, and prove they are competent to operate them, and even in a lot of states require inspections to ensure the cars are safe to be on the road.

But part of the issue is that we take steps to prevent those other kind of deaths. Meanwhile, we do fuck all about guns.

Go away... batin’.

Whatabout, whatabout, whatabout.

Don’t “both sides” this shit. One of the two parties is actively obstructing anything resembling progress on these issues.

Gritty is ready for double duty.

Gritty's going to The Show?

They will pay H/E $1.2 million every July 1 until the aliens that look eerily like the Phanatic land

Unless the Phillies are all in on this season, the smart move would be to trade the Phanatic for a mascot with more years of team control left on his deal.

The way it always ends...

Seems legit. I killed my family once in The Sims.

Oh sure it looks bad, but that's only because you put exactly what they said into print with the appropriate amount of context around it to get across exactly what they were trying to say!

Please, everyone knows the correct musical comparison for Forrest Gump is The Eagles.