What happens if the Cardinals end up winning like 90 games? Do they just quietly phase these updates out when it becomes clear that they’re good? I just feel like it’s a little embarrassing to have a headline that reads “The Cardinals lost their 65th game” when they’re 80-65 or something.

Yes, just like Seaworld. It is all about the conservation. Even if we accept your premise that zoos do engage in conservation efforts, it can still be true that zoos are exploitive and far from the best means to promote conservation. Sanctuaries and wildlife preserves are also able to promote conservation of a…

Fuck zoos.

To the troll admonishing grown men (in another article) with gloves at a ball game ; this is exactly why I’ll be bringing mine next month when I go to my first Jays game in years while visiting Toronto with my 6 year old.

To everybody who gets excited about batters taking one on the helmet: this is when a baseball hurts.

Fine you’re a boring fuck who likes to watch boring shit like golf

Ah yes, of course. St. Louis, Missouri commonly noted as the only city in the United States with suburbs.

I hope to see at least 68 more posts like this.

Jose Fernandez is better still

The Marlins won the game yesterday but NEW YORK HERO!

Historically good start? 26 swing and misses? What kind of bullshit is this. He went 7 innings, let up 7 hits and his team lost. Dude is 10-7 with a career ERA over 3.

You mentioned the low hanging fruit, though.

Wings fan chucked the damn thing onto the ice in the third period, for no clear reason.

Rethink that math... If the Flyers end with 94 (one more win) and the Bruins and Winfs manage 95 with a win each, the Flyers miss the playoffs.

Good god could this article be any worse?

Yeah, so weird that MLB would tweet out a home run.

That’s what happens when you try to fnagel your way into someone’s pants

I also could claim any of those things, and society would deem it a crock of shit, and rightly so.

It’s much less of a problem than the roster he inherited. I’m not sure why you would expect short-term results in a long-term plan. He wasn’t even given three years on the job, despite the fact he said it would be a 5-7 year project.

he got a claims-to-be-respectable journalism website to give him the time of day. I’d say he succeeded and you failed.