Oh so you're in the outfield, which means your original comment is false. Do you even have a child?

Have you looked at the projections this season? They’re supposed to finish in third place. They also won the World Series with 83 wins less than a decade ago.

Many cities have hated the cardinals for decades. Deadspin finally caught on two years ago, and they’re beating a dead horse.

I’m now actively rooting for St. Louis because I hate three things: the Cubs, the Cardinals, and this series of Deadspin posts.

You buried the lede, Tim! Did the catcher actually make contact with the batter-runner so severely that he reacted like that? Was the catcher flopping in order to avoid an obstruction call? Did he have a seizure? Is that the baseball on the bottom left of the picture, or did the grounds crew fuck up? PLEASE HELP ME…

I agree! Kyle Lowry was a problem today.

There’s no way you’re drinking on a team plane less than 20 hours before a playoff game

Home teams always seem to play poorly in the afternoon. My theory is that the home team is more likely to “go out” the night before and be hungover the next day, whereas the road team treats it like a business trip (it’s actually not my theory, this is a common theme among hockey writers).

But but but Syndergaard should throw at Utley because Utley made me feel sad

It may be a vague memory, but it's an accurate one

So not only are you claiming that you can react properly to catch a foul tip so close to home plate, but you’re simultaneously admitting to endangering your child.

The diameter of a baseball is less than 4 inches. What a dumbass quote by Souza

“I’m one of those snot-nosed shits who will say stuff like, “Golf? Bleehhhhhh. Golf is so boooooring!”

I hate the Cardinals but at this point, they’ve already won so many damned times, these posts are worse than 500 Days of Jay Cutler’s wife, my favorite team can’t the World Series, and I hate the Cubs too, so fuck it, go Cards

Called strikes.

Strikeouts, not swings and misses, are what prevent the ball going into play.

The Dodgers pitching staff says hello

Thank you.

Sorry you missed the joke, bro. Move on.

You’re missing the fact that Reid was simultaneously coach and GM, unlike the others.