It’s not surprising that the people who use the term “rape” most frequently can't even define it.

This is Deadspin, bro. Do you really think Patrick Redford was watching this conference in December? He just wrote more paragraphs about irrelevant indentured servants (hashtag DEATH TO THE NCAA unless it doesn't fit the narrative) than all of Deadspin has written about non-New York/non-rape NHL news this season.

To be alive at 80? What the fuck do you think

“Breakfast on broad” is also the only way Pat Burrell allows a woman to sleep over

Worst headline format of all time? Worst headline fo -

Splashback

The boat was initially carrying 10 women, but most of them chose drowning before meeting James Harrison

This is why GSW-OKC should be on now and not a fucking Saturday night

Nice job by all involved burying this game on a Saturday night

The Warriors tanked to keep that 7th pick btw

When does Albert Burneko start a discussion about the ethics of Darth Vader, and then delete comments that expose flaws in his logic?

Nice strawman.

The Sixers have won a playoff series more recently than the Dallas Mavericks. Not even close with the Browns comparison

...says the guy on his employer’s website!

Albert, what is the minimum dollar amount for which a corporation should be allowed to sue? Is it a hard figure, or is it dependent on the wealth of the defendant? Oh wait, you have no idea, and you are making less sense than Brian McCann discussing unwritten rules.

“Rebuild like Milwaukee and Phoenix,” said Deadspin

It’s not uncommon to think you locked the brake when it actually didn’t lock. The brakes vary widely from cart to cart

Travis Shaw is left-handed

There’s a decent chance they were drinking on the golf course, so hopefully there is a DUI investigation

Interesting! How would you have made this team an Eastern conference contender after Doug Collins traded the two best players for nothing?