NOTES FROM THE GRAYS:

Shit like that is how you can always tell that fashion designers hate women

Who designed this stuff? Fails at every turn for the target market.

There’s also a market for trashy, performatively-patriotic overly-expensive clothes, too.

The line is with Alexo Athletica, which, according to its site, was founded as a response to mainstream athleisure brands which don’t adequately respect the Second Amendment.

Is Tampon Laxative doing this specifically because she was resoundingly mocked for tucking a gun directly into the crotch of her yoga pants and posting that shit on instagram? I will laugh my ass off the day she shoots herself, a la Plaxico Buress.

Yet none offer a place for a small CC pistol? Disappointed. 

What a shame. He died before he achieved his lifelong dream of [checks notes] being even fucking richer.

To co-opt a Bette Davis quote: “Mother always said to speak good of the dead. David Koch is dead. Good.”

I just find it amazing that at this point, Katherine gets paid just to do mini-blogs about whatever the top item from her Hillary Clinton Google alerts list is in between writing these semi-coherent love letters to Inslee and Bernie typed with one hand.

Grammar*

You know how sometimes someone keeps making the same kind of joke over and over again, and all of a sudden everyone else shares a “Are we really joking here” look and the cringing goes from being at how corny the moment is to how creepy it is?

Daddy shifts uncomfortably in his seat as he adjusts his truss. 

Ah yeah, I’ll give you that. The lasagna thing is fucking stupid as shit, so I get what you mean.

Malort is bad. Otherwise you are correct.

I am not against deep dish- technically Pequod’s is deep dish in the Chicago style and it is the best pizza on the planet- but I am constantly offended by idiots outside the area who make lasagna-related jokes. It’s just fucking uninformed. It’s like me talking shit about NYC because everything I know about it relates…

They’re both “real” Chicago pizza, but you’re totally right that tavern-style is by far the most commonly-eaten one.

Everyone: Subway isn’t good!

Lake Geneva is kind of like the rundown, lesser version of the lakefront vacation towns in Michigan. It’s perfect for the tightwad loser McCaskey family. 

Lake Geneva is not at all what it was decades ago. It’s kind of faded from former glory to a post-apocalyptic Hamptons and more recently to a town adjacent to Camp Crystal Lake where Jason has been very, very busy.