Give this a look see.

Be well, OMIS. I’ll miss your commentary.

So with Splinter splintered, I guess this is goodbye. Fare ye well, Dreaded. Always a good time.

Farewell, and thanks for all the insight, Arnheim. Drink only the good stuff.

Farewell for now, David. I’ll see you on the Jalopnik.

C,mon now, Arnheim. He’s never going down on a sexual assault charge. That ship has sailed. 

Was it laminated? If it's laminated, it counts.

Well... I am a HEAVY beer drinker, meaning I seldom purchase beer that is fewer than double digit abv. I enjoy getting drunk sometimes (a few times a year), but I like having a few high abv beers a few nights a week, and almost always on Fridays. That Dragon’s Milk White Stout that out friend is enjoying tonight...…

You may have noticed a theme in my Friday quafferings. Bourbon barrels do wonders for most beer. In fact, the only one I really dislike that I’ve tried is Allagash Curieux. Dragon's Milk White is a very fine way to get the fix if you want to drink 6. I've been known to kill a 4 pack of high gravity, but 2 is really…

Just gettin' started. Had a few Zombie Dusts as a warmup, got my BBQ on chill. Was a good bad week. Let's hope for the same next.

Ranks #2 on “Dust” beers (Zombie Dust) but a very respectable IPA.

Free beer is always my style. 

Stay cool, my friend. 

It's delicious, but the 11.2% is the business. 

Get drunker. You deserve it!

I’m not 100% yet, but I think I’m settling in and getting drunk with some BBQs tonight.

Yes, a heart attack.

*for posterity

But he just had a fuckin’ heart attack.

According to this table, In Bernie’s final year as President, he would have nearly an 8% chance of dying that year. In Warren’s final year, she would have a a 2.5% chance of dying.