The Bears being good gives me hope and I’ve internalized that and it’s coming out as anger. I want to go back to being an apathetic Cutler apologist, but I’m too far gone 

You are absolutely correct. I’m drinking that Nagy Kool-Aid right along with you these days, so take this all with a grain of salt. Yes, the offense had a bad day and it shouldn’t have come down to a field goal at the end. Hell, if you want to get existential about it, if Kyle Fuller doesn’t drop a ball in week one…

Just to reiterate my main point again, because you seem more focused on the kick he missed in the playoffs. He missed several game winning and game tying kicks during the regular season that would have give the Bears the 1st round BYE. That’s a fact.They weren’t tipped kicks or anything, he just shanked them.

Many people are saying he’s the best kicker. You hear it more and more.

No, absolutely not.  He was legitimately terrible the entire season.  It’s fucking impossible to tell if a kicker is going to end up being good or not, look at Aguayo!  Any one of those guys could have been the next great one and any one of them could be the next scapegoat.  Can’t tell until they play in real games…

i should have just stayed in bed, i’m not going to be of any use to anyone

#15 John Baron. Where have I heard that name before?

Oh for fucks sake. I was going to just save all of my frustration to unleash on today’s Why Your Team Sucks (Bears) and then move on with my fucking life. Had a little plan to get some work done, think of a few things that have been gnawing at my soul since that fucking missed kick and then welcome all the “haha go…

I teach philosophy at the college level. Every semester I get at least one of these guys (and it is ALWAYS a guy) who says this kind of shit all the time. Once they find out a few weeks in that doing philosophy is less about huffing your own brain farts and more about trying to think clearly and precisely about a…

Wow 60? Isn’t the when most American millennial’s finally decide to settle down and buy a home and get off their parents auto insurance? I think it’s referred to as the adulting stage. 

This really isnt that crazy. The original miata was made for 16 years, the 2nd gen camaro for 13. Cars being redesigned after 2 years and replaced after 6 just passes that prototyping and tooling cost onto the customer, which is why we see 6 figure camaros now. Make cars longer, sell them cheaper. Stop using the new…

But what about in the year 2525?

This right here. So sick of the selective outrage. I get it, Cardi’s quotes make for good copy and clicks, but come-the-fuck-on...if a male rapper did this album cover like this we’d have 4 different think pieces talking about “IS THIS REVENGE PORN?!”

Why is this woman such a big favorite on Jezebel? I don’t actively dislike her, but I don’t get the hero worship either.

Obama wouldn’t have made the request because a) he’s a lawyer and knows its a non starter under international law, and b) he hasn’t lost his fucking mind

“I’m not racist” says the guy telling the legal immigrant to “go home”.

Riiight, this is certainly isn’t that you can’t distinguish biased reporting from things that disagree with your worldview.... no, it’s ... it’s fake news!

I mean, your original post ignores (willfully, I suspect) a staggering amount of necessary context and understanding to make the point that all of these articles are “spin-pieces”. What you ignored/did not address/or implicitly assumed

Have you been there? I have.

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