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The entire, “He got murdered!”theme is a great example of people living in their echo chambers, and that is why we have this accompanying piece that doesn’t seem to understand why people think Delaney was effective. I don’t watch these debates from the perspective of what I want to hear. I listen for the exchanges,

There are major issues with the South Works site. Decades of highly toxic pollutants were never remediated when the site was demolished. Beyond that, the foundations from the buildings were left in place and buried. These are massive structures from the old blast furnaces. Excavation will be extraordinarily expensive

Hah, this made my day! I hope you are doing well! This place misses your presence.

CatdogWhisperer had my all time favorite comment. It was a nothing piece, asking the comment section to post pictures of their good dogs. He posted a picture of his cat, Stannis, with a comment something like, here is my dog. That just tickled me for days. I remember going back to it several times. Even now years

MBCock is like Shaq. He has exactly 2 moves (cock jokes and gun nuts) and they’re both slam dunks.

You're a gentleman and a scholar.

Not enough for this handjob

And the rest of us awaken with alien pig faces.

How could I have left you and your odd sexual recollections out, Dreaded?

You are a legend

Oh yeah. Tomatoface was on Gawker for years before Nick came over to Splinter. 

Was largely gone after the Great Greying. Banhammer?

Nah, tomatoface predated Nick.

He may be grey PooJ, but he’ll always loom extra large in the Kinja annals.

I bet Wendy Wasserman Schultz didn’t make the final 4.

Objectively good commenters:

Part of the Russian disinformation campaign is to drive a wedge between the progressives and the traditional Democrats. Does that happen on Splinter sometimes? I’m loathe to make accusations about “bots” and “Russian trolls” (mostly because this is the language of Twitter that I hear Mrs. Godzooks going on about) but

It's a peach, in't it?

Seems like you’ve got it all worked out.