Let’s hope this Bailey isn’t the Uncle Billy of the family.

I mean, why not a sliding glass door?

Fuckinay Bubba!

Oh, that’s a gin blossom if I’ve ever seen one.

*Boner Alert*

Big dong... yum.

I was so looking forward to going visiting, and it was really disappointing. I had heard it was beautiful. Sure, the weather was nice, but I found the city to be crowded and the opposite of beautiful.

I’m a child of the 70s and 80s. When I really started noticing cars, I remember thinking, “Jesus, what HAPPENED to all these great car designs?” The Mustangs, Corvettes, Camaros (and Firebirds) all became these boring, rounded, cheesy looking cars with no character. To me, the C5 was a righting of the ship.

She really owned the libs that time.

C5 is SO much better looking

Just go get it. you’ll be fine.

Brandon the Broken can’t break shit.

Yep

Replace those 3 with a Patrick’s BMW, the Yugo, and a brown Pinto wagon.

I know who we need

Mrs. Godzooks works triage often as well. Your comment is so familiar to me.

There are absolutely zero reasons to purchase a Dodge Journey instead of a Dodge Caravan.

Mrs. Godzooks is a Level 1 ER trauma nurse at a fantastic hospital in a major metropolis. Here, the ER is gummed up by doctors performing unnecessary tests, doctors who REFUSE to work hard and see patients, drug seekers, young party people with stomach aches, and people who should not be using the ER for primary care.…

Yeah, $29 for the big one. I’d say that’s fuckin’ worth it. But who needs a shiny rabbit that big? It’s fuckin’ cumbersome! A 5" one is what you want, but it would be at a greatly reduced price. I’d pay $14.99 for it.

Cinnamon Toast Crunch?