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You’re right about the answer, but that nasty shit washes away. You aren’t washing your shit in their shit.

Fuckin’ Rockefeller over here.

You have to pretty much wash the dishes before putting them into the dishwasher anyways. You have to get all the disgusting gunk and crud off of them before loading them, and that’s the hard part. The dishwasher just basically sanitizes your shit.

You sir, have finally been outed as the numero uno Bernie Bro!

From my experience doing private union work in a northern deep blue union city, the tradesmen are making 6 figures, living in big houses in the suburbs, have 2 SUVs in the driveway, like low taxes, and are pro gun. They fit into the Republican demographic, but they somehow can’t grasp that the free marketeers think

Now that is a handsome man.

John Bolton... I mean... c’mon. The mustache, the scowl... the man is a fucking Adonis. (Side note: I just learned that John Bolton is 5' 7", and that is fucking hilarious to me.)

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We have no equivalent of the BBC interviewers here in the US. They are serious. They ask pertinent questions. They ask follow up questions. They have gravitas. We have Chris Cuomo and Chuck Todd.

Who needs hair when you have fuckin’ Ron Popeil’s spray paint.

It doesn’t happen often. The official union stand is mostly solid blue, but they can’t drag their gun loving, white middle class workers along with them in anything more than middling numbers. All a Republican has to do is give basic lip service to private sector unions, and they can easily be seen as viable, and

He has all the charm of Stephen Miller, and all of the wit of... Stephen Miller. 

Right. Because that REALLY pushed all those fence sitters who weren’t so sure about Hillary to vote for someone whose views were in diametric opposition.

“Unions” categorically endorsed Hillary, but how did the membership vote?

Unfortunately for the big labor unions, a SIGNIFICANT number of their membership is made up of white conservative males. Where has any of this cozying up to Conservatives gotten them? Oh, it probably gained them a few jobs in some isolated situations, but the unions need to be unapologetically left to create any kind

So this is the guy who will oversee the Trump war.

Wasn’t familiar with this, but it looks AMAZING.

I guess that’s why they call you THE DARK ONE

I live in Chicago. I just vacation in Michigan.

Disneyworld is a hellhole, and I never tried to buy your affection with potential of spending $2K in the state you reside in. I just made a comment that I had heard the Florida panhandle coast was a good value for a vacation. I very much didn’t expect FLORIDA PRIDE coming back my way.

And... back to Matt Gaetz. The circle is complete. Have a great rest of the day in the sunshine state!