That’s Harry and the Hendersons, right?

It never made sense that Episode V was the 2nd one. 

He’s not a bear, he’s a big walking carpet.

Pretty sure you’re mistaken.

Did you just pluralize “Camaro?”

The shit is flying! (out of their diapers)

He has a radio show in Chicago, and I have to admit that it’s a guilty pleasure. He hates Trump, and all of his listeners are MAGA. The call ins are fucking golden.

Eureka! A copy of the Mueller report signed by Robert Mueller would be the cat’s ass!

Why is this so fuckin difficult to understand?

Considering Jordan was a 2 time NCAA wrasslin’ champion, that would end badly for Hawley.

Mmm... I’ll allow it because you are the best kind of correct, but the 340 hp V8 M45 was a base model available in the low $40Ks. It didn’t last because it was a narrow vehicle designed for the Japanese market, and Americans have fat asses.

In 2003, 340 hp on a luxury sedan was a fuckin’ thing.

I’m just piling on now, but “Your point is fair, I do look like an idiot and should be mocked and ridiculed,” is a run on sentence. 

Where the hell’s the records room?

Nope, but I’m gonna’ give it a go!

Perhaps it’s a thing the British kids say?

I want a very sweet taboo love. The sweetest.

Well, this is obviously the best thing he’s done.

Sometimes I feel like getting stuck between the handshake and the fuck.

I read the headline, and thought she wanted us to fuck to Chase. I usually fuck to the dulcet tones of Sade, and I never even considered fucking to Chase. Huh.