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Just from watching the regular snippets featured here on the Splinter, it would appear that she is every bit as vapid and no less idiotic than her co-hosts. Might as well throw the stupid in a fitted skirt and tight top.

She might be the smart one though.

He has led an otherwise blameless life.

Felicity Huffman clearly has no shame.

Felicity Huffman, American Crime INDEED!”

That’s just standard shit. It’s the massive action tied up in his ego that worries me.

Oh, I'm not kidding myself. Amazed that it hasn't happened yet. Never thought I'd be on team military coup.

Nah, we all hated each other before this jagoff. He definitely turned up the volume though. 

The absolute best thing about Trump is that he hasn’t started a war yet, and that was my biggest fear with him all along. 

Kim Jong Un would fuckin’ crush Trump at golf.

Fuck, remember when billionaires just wanted to sit in the shadows and run shit? We now have 4 fucking billionaire governors and a phony billionaire president with a billionaire cabinet. Plutocracy is not coming., plutocracy be here, and it’s white supremacy is here with it. 

Sure, Pete. You’re shocked and horrified to find out that someone close to you is a white supremacist.

I’ve met 2 SEALs (that I know of.) There’s NOTHING about this guy that resembles them.

I know a guy who clearly lied about being a SEAL. (He lied about everything else too.)

Welp, I’m just glad you’re unintimidated by his racial slur of a last name as I am.

Things are rough out there. I mean, Trump’s communications director resigned today, and I don’t feel comfortable even typing his name.

Ivanka married a Jew, and Trump will never forgive the Jews for that.

You can fuckin’ count on it, Bub