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I WISH that would happen.

I heard he’s bringing Skee-Lo to his next rally.

In 2016, Bernie was holding a rally about a mile from my office. As a curiosity, I decided to go. The white reggae adjacent Vampire Weekend played. Now THAT is some shit ass music.

It wasn’t my parents. It was a rich kid who probably got it from his parents. I think he died young, which I’m ok with. He had one helluva private beach on Lake Michigan, though. It was worth suffering Buffett by miles.

These are horrible people.

I think most people aren’t into reggae, but find it inoffensive and will belt out Three Little Birds whenever they hear it.

Hot taek

I know what a fuckin’ screwdriver is. I’m just bewildered that MisterTrick is drinking screwdrivers. At night. That seems insane to me.

Screwdrivers?

Well, I’m just certain that our blind justice Supreme Court will agree.

In the 1993 clips provided...

I like Sherrod Brown, but this “Dignity of Work” campaign is too high minded for voters. If you have to explain to everyone what your theme even means, it’s too complicated.

You’re just kink shaming.

Most Americans live in a decent home, wake up in a soft bed, and have decent jobs (and crushing debt.)

Michael Cohen worked for 9 years doing all of Trump’s dirty business, and then when Trump becomes the President, Cohen doesn’t want any part of it? Even after being involved with the RNC and being a campaign talking head and selling his soul for the fuckin’ guy? Yeah, I don’t believe for a second that Cohen didn’t

Cohen asked for a pardon, and Trump’s lawyers refused. So... the Trump people actually did the right thing for once?

You're not reading the comments, are you.

Fuckin’ Pauly Rockefeller over here.

She DID finally get voted out last year.