He looks like every apprentice Plumber I’ve ever seen my main guy bring around on jobs to yell at in Polish.

What might not suck: They opened a sensory room at Lincoln for for fans with autism and other sensory issues who need to take a break without having to exit the stadium. I know we are supposed to be dragging them but Swoop has headphones on and that’s fucking adorable.

The clip is only 57 seconds long, but the ball’s recording device recorded 18 hours of static while it was in right field.

Twas a bad day to be orange. 

This has been my theme song for 2019.

What rhetoric? Are you fucking kidding? She’s pointing out basic objective facts and people are threatening to kill her. Who the fuck ungreyed you?

I suspect the AG will almost immediately proclaim the report a wash and confirm “no collusion”, which Trump will then bray throughout the 2020 election and beyond.

IGC agents were “called to investigate a patron for possibly cheating at a table game.” ... The statement didn’t specify which game Jones was playing.

After a teenager pointed out that part of Feinstein’s duties were listening to her constituents, Feinstein asked how old she was. “I’m 16, I can’t vote,” she said.

Does he think porn is real?

Whatever you think of his take, you have to acknowledge that Bill Simmons’s history definitely gives him a position to criticize a person for trying to lure talent away from another organization to join his own.

Holy shit, if you can’t trust football coaches & Catholic priests these days who can you trust?

I think this is the best work you’ve done here Chris since I’ve been around and following you. Nice job

These shirts serve an important role in society: They easily identify people you should avoid talking to at all costs.

20-25 percent of NFL players are able to come back

No need to be salty.

This is good baseball.

Remember when Barack was President and we didn’t have to worry about who anyone was fucking and what porn they were watching?

Universal access to mental health care? Don’t be silly...we just need to hire a trained officer with a car of their own to prevent these senseless acts from occurring. In fact, if everyone was allowed cars on this baseball field this could have been prevented.