Says the dipshit commenting on the article

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Vandy fan here: your video and images are misleading. Pack is the long-haired guy; Preacher is the gentleman in a wheel-chair.

Go read Clay Travis and stop bein’ an asshole on here. “I care so little about this article and site that I’m gonna write a SUPER FUCKING LONG COMMENT showing just HOW LITTLE I care!!!!!”

Scientologists are eerily too close for comfort

The line about a finger and pressure sounds a whollllle hell of a lot like Scientology “Touch Assist”

Our women’s team is the best on. The. Planet. Why not tell the men to eat shit and focus on a team that is more fun, wins, and has a bright future?

Is there supposed to be a link to the list? Because there does not seem to be one here.

Clay Travis is gonna loseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hisssssssss shitttttttt

I went to South Caldwell and was on yearbook staff for 3 years. Yes, they most certainly keep yearbooks. My 2 brothers and I have 10 years worth of yearbooks ourselves from SCHS, so we’re happy to help crack the case of the Missing Madison!!!!

The game was at WFU, not on the road.

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I grew up in that area and went to high school with Madison. The crazy thing is, many people from Caldwell County/Lenoir do stuff like that. For us, it's the norm...when there is nothing to do, you "make do." Sometimes you rope cattle, throw a 98 MPH fastball, or, sadly, produce meth at astounding levels.

Relevant...sadly...

I read an article about the two young girls who run marathons (they are both under the age of 13). I took a quote away from that: an older runner saw one of the girls running a race and was visibly upset, so the runner said, "You have to make room for the pain. It will always be there." I know that doesn't help…

Not going to lie, but all these upsets make me pay more attention to tennis that I have in years. That's my fault in the end, but dang this is exciting stuff.

Y'all do realize this is a tomb we're just screwing around in, right? I guess, by this logic, I can go dig up come cemeteries or mess around at a morgue. I'm all for discovery, but at some level we need to go into these things with just a touch of humility.

He was last spotted making out with Elaine whilst thinking, "I'm Keith...err, Aaron Hernandez!!!"