Counterpoint: This is the exact context for which to use the term “trim”.

For some reason I don’t feel like blaming the loss on the only guy who scored points for his team yesterday.

Then they go to heaven and are rewarded with 72 cousins.

After a while it gets boring bringing your trucks to the same spot at the far end of the Walmart parking lot and you start thinking “guys, what if maybe there’s more to life”

But enough about the NFL’s relationship with its fans...

Halfway through the wikipedia page on him, when I read that friendly native Americans “SEWED A BEAR HIDE TO HIS BACK TO COVER THE EXPOSED WOUNDS.” !!!!!!

Karakaş was allowed to return to the match after a brief tampon and ice treatment.

Don’t Trust the B in Apt. 23. It’s a shame the title threw so many people off. The “beak” kills it on this show.

The Houston Press did mention that he divorced his ex-wife in June. Other outlets mention that he’d been with his current girlfriend for a year and a half. You can, uh, do the math on that one.

What a teaching moment! That kid will ALWAYS remember that night he didn’t get paid for being in a shoe commercial.

Love makes you do stupid things...

I saw a BMW with its turn signal on once.

He was Hungary Hungary.

God help us if there are ever porn stars with names like Margaret, Eustice, Ezra, or Theodore.

You could at least provide a picture! ;-)

Ha - 34 here and completely independent as of half a decade ago. But the sword cuts both ways - I’ve completely distanced myself from my parents, both emotionally and physically. At least you get something for your birthday. Paid my way through college with nothing but the aid my scholarships could provide, and even…

You see, the problem is the fact that they’re not full-time NFL employees. On Tuesday, most go back to their regular jobs as pharmaceutical test subjects or guys who shoot birds at the airport.

It’s pretty obvious that the Patriots are dirty cheaters.

He doesn't even mention visibility problems?