Only trust Prince Oseph.

The noob move was signalling a left when he intended to beef it to the right.

Don’t tell her that ‘Deep plate’ is another term for a french platter.

You do realize that ‘John Oliver’ is in the title of the post, genius? You not only failed to realize that and avoid reading, you actually commented?

We watched it while my tech-averse mom was visiting. His dad’s complaints about the ‘dings’ missing from his new iPad were dead-on. Though I can’t relate with the first-generation American aspect, the interaction with the parents was pretty spot-on.

Deklan? What a coincidence. That’s my lizard’s name!

You do, so they must all! Love those anecdotal arguments! And since you promised me I don’t know what I’m talking about, it must be true! You must have slayed in debate club - You - ‘I promise that my argument is correct’ Judges - ‘I think we can call this one right now’

I see you got all the ‘but this is America’ responses already like without any pressure, companies don’t/wouldn’t walk back as much as they could. Just because there are safety regulations in no way guarantees them in perpetuity. Businesses and the right have been chipping at the edges of what we have accomplished in…

Did he steal it then write his name on it? That would be about right.

huh?

Had to double check, but yeah.

Considering that they bought a Routan, anything goes with that fucking family.

Maybe she uses it for shagging balls, amirite? (I’ll be here all week).

Who the fuck parks in left-center? The laziest mom ever, that’s who! What’s the article about again?

I worked in the training room of an MLB team in the mid-nineties and we suspected this very thing. Pitchers showing up one year in particular with much more muscle mass than normal. The big injury all of a sudden were abdominal injuries which weren’t common in pitchers. The unspoken (outside of the trainer’s office)…

I figured you were out getting handicap placards because those lazy crips get all the good parking spots.

Trust me - not having to care for someone full time while working is leave enough. Don’t worry about keeping up with the Jones’. Revel in your sleep-when-you-want, go-where-you-want kid-less lifestyle.

Do you also post on Kitchenette Restaurant Horror stories about a place that rhymes with ‘Aco Ell’? Seriously - just say the name! Public shame is the only thing that forced Amazon to change at all. That company isn’t hiring PI’s to cross reference employees with Kinja users named Pam. This shit needs to be outed. If…

You had a decent argument/rebuttal until you went full-condescension. The opinion that Hillary will exceed Thatcher’s accomplishments at this point is a stretch, but to segue into douchebaggery pretty much undermines and fails to augment your argument.