Nice work Deckard!

If this one sucks, I’m done. I was strung along with the prequel trilogy, thinking that the next one has to be better. If this one blows, I’ll still watch them, but I won’t pay to do so.

Don’t know if I’m brave enough to navigate the Confederate Flag/Gadsden Flag waving crowd at Casey’s. Maybe the demographics are better in your neck of the woods.

I don’t do the cookie thing, but I was busted recently for buying a bag of potato chips and leaving them in the car for my personal snack. Fucking kids ratted me out when I told them to get something out of the car for me. Now I get asked if I brought ALL the groceries in. That was the last small joy I had left in the…

Just had QT’s breakfast pizza for the first time - bacon, sausage, egg, AND gravy. Took my first bite expecting it to be delicious or horrible but nowhere in between. It was very good. The gravy gave it the sauciness that has been lacking in previous breakfast pizzas.

It worked for me. I’m an Xbox guy but the ‘Greatness Awaits’ ads always win. The best is still the ‘Michael’ ad.

I have to disagree. The last few MI movies were entertaining, but they are increasingly just hollow stories that get you from one action piece to the next. I still put MI 1 above all of them, plot holes and all.

She was fine. The wheel flipped up over the windshield, hit the car next to her and then caromed between the two cars. Most of the damage was due to the car next to her freaking out and ramming her after the wheel had gone on to hit the next car.

My wife was hit by a wheel (not a tire) last year that fell out of the back of a pickup filled with unsecured wheels and tires. Everyone that got pinballed by the fucker saw it, but no one got enough identifying information to catch the dipshit.

People and fucking mattresses. Whenever I see a mattress while driving, it is either lying on the side of the road, flapping wildly, or being secured further because the dumbass has no common sense.

If you’re talking about the pre-2012 system, you’re wrong. Pirates would have been as wild card and the Cubs would have been out. If you are talking about pre-1994, neither would have been in.

Ooh. Him card read good!

Too soon!

Well, I’m one that was in the market for a VW and was leaning toward diesel, but the whole thing has turned me off car-shopping-period. Going to wait and see how this thing shakes out over the next few months.

Maybe you’re on to something. Put all the promo codes together and maybe you unlock the secrets of the Illuminati, or just some really shitty haiku -

It’s either those are the 700 Club, but Benny Hinn is worse than those Draftkings schlubs.

I meant ‘winnable’ in aggregate. My easy avoidance of gambling comes from having lived in Tahoe and St. Louis. When you live in a gambling town, it becomes ingrained not to gamble your paycheck. I worked with a few guys that didn’t get that memo.

My kids have tried to deconstruct the life choices that left me (and by association, them) without a multimillion dollar profession. Little fuckers.

That’s about right. 700 Club is also light on the gambling shills, but Benny Hinn is probably a bigger moneypit that Draftkings.

My kids keep asking me if I’m going to try Fanduel or Draftkings and I have to explain that if it were winnable, they wouldn’t even be in business. I’ve started changing the channel on principle when one of those fucking ads come on - and I don’t change back. It’s gotten that bad.