I think what you are looking for is ‘Logjammin’ starring Karl Hungus.

If we’re going to break it down, I’d have to factor in the fact that it was a kid and I would be cognizant of the mores and laws prohibiting beating a kid. My mind might say ‘defend myself’ and provide moments of pause or complete lapses while that little fucker is still darting around the room pelting me with…

I think your kid with a true fighter’s brain wouldn’t be as easy as you think. Ever tried to get a cat into a bathtub or even put clothes on an unwilling kid? No fucking way. A ten pound cat can fuck you up, so imagine what a 50 pound kid could do. They would run around you, hide under shit, slide between your legs…

I just came, pun intended, to fourth or fifth the kudos on the illustration.

I had no idea these things existed! Part velociraptor and part turkey. Holy shit!

I still expect to see my dumbass Caesar Salad story on here some day. I always loved Caesar Salad and ordered one at an upscale restaurant in Palo Alto. When it came, there were what I thought were to strips of soggy bacon on top. I thought to myself that that was interesting, but hey - Bacon! Threw the first piece…

Not many, but that sample size is also minute.

But would not make an attractive suit, btw.

I had a ‘Flock of Seagulls’ haircut at one point. It will pass.

Nope. Think this guy’s douche level is > Bieber’s.

I approve. James Harrison does not.

That is fucking dedication to the craft. Go big or go dead.

Here Here!

I agree. Their warranty is complete ass. My wife traded in for a minivan while I was out of town and was sold on the warranty. Every fucking thing that took a shit on that car was not covered. Didn’t even make it to 100k and not one dime of repairs was covered. Pretty much coasted into a dealership and traded it in.…

I have absolutely loved my last two Harmony remotes until the lcds cracked. We didn’t particularly misuse them, but for an oft-handled, often misplaced (in a seat cushion) device, they are too fragile.

I have absolutely loved my last two Harmony remotes until the lcds cracked. We didn’t particularly misuse them, but…

Of which you are now one, troll.

Can’t tell if joking or illiterate?

You could have and should have used fake names. I wouldn’t have caught you on one.

I used to work in the Giants’ clubhouse in the mid to late 90s. Barry was and will be a fucking asshole. He was a cancer and a pariah even before any of the steroid shit went down.

The comparison is dumb because he is comparing a political party that was an ideological subset of a population with an entire religion.