McCann. Ty Cobb had the disadvantage of playing when a lot of those rules were actually still written.

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Gotta do like Larry Bird – every night before bed, watch 200 autoplay YouTube videos.

This will make a lot more sense when we learn that Vladimir Putin owns thousands of Harold Baines rookie cards.

Obviously, Ryan Tannehill is a guy who routinely throws the ball 69 yards in the air, so putting your hail mary defense out there is the thing to do.

It takes a few minutes to send and translate cables back and forth with Moscow.

Yeah, if he missed it’s icing and the face-off comes back to his end. But with a two-goal lead, you might as well have some fun.

Hall of Famer Deacon White struck out exactly three batters in his 10 career innings pitched.

Tim Tebow would become the first career minor leaguer to make it.

That’s good, because it won’t.

Rob Manfred: [looks at 14,000-person crowd at Chase Field to see the 14-30 Diamondbacks play next June] Baseball is in decline because of the shift.

Their offense is literally designed around a QB who Kaepernick backed up and then replaced, but I guess they’ve already substituted the Sanchez package and for some reason an error keeps popping up when they try to delete it.

OK, but when the Canucks and Flames play, do they throw out the record books? Do the Canucks and Avs just plain like each other or not?

So sad that Colt McCoy had to be destroyed.

McCarthy had been with the team since 2006, and was Aaron Rodgers’s head coach for the entirety of his professional career so far.

Would be a real kick to start one and then switch to the other.

I guess we finally managed to instill core American values in Afghan culture.

It’s true. Remember when Richard Sherman cost the Seahawks the Super Bowl?

Man, “two dipshits trying to out alpha male each other only to both come off looking like dumbasses in the process” is literally the definition of toxic masculinity.