I keep seeing people say this as if you can’t buy flip burners for like $15.

The Jets prefer their broken journeymen a few years older.

At the current exchange rate, 27 Billspoints is equal to 47 regular points.

Scouts give him good Marx.

McCarthy’s been on that Fire This Asshole list for like five years, and it’s just to taunt me. It will never happen. Murphy and Gutekunst will die, climate change will bulk up Lake Michigan enough to put the actual city of Green Bay underwater and force the team to relocate to De Pere, Wisconsin will be annexed by…

I kneed some time to think about who’s available.

It’s not 100% wrong, but an actual punt could be a fair catch (or not caught at all), and the punting team will have coverage set up. The interception is a lot more likely to turn into a good return.

Carrot Top already is Aggro Carrot Top.

This is a galaxy brain take, at least one level beyond “A long interception on third down is basically a punt.”

Watch out, Clevelanders! Yesterday it was Lue, today it’s Hue, tomorrow it could be you!

Was it Montgomery who whiffed on that block on the Packers’ previous possession?

I hope one day to find someone who looks at me the way Mike McCarthy looks at running it up the middle into a stacked line.

Cleveland has lost three of its last four games

The worst thing about this is that it allowed Donald Trump to be correct about something for the first time ever.

Yes, he advanced to second on the pop-up that pulled Núñez into the stands.

Hell, the only reason they got away with it against Milwaukee is that Jeremy Jeffress picked a bad time for his worst stretch as a Brewer (and because the Brewers’ offense also took several games off). Team OPS was .803 against the Braves, .632 against the Brewers, and now .462 against the Red Sox.

Yeah, at least in football the tanking itself is fairly straightforward. The Padres tried to tank in 2017, succeeded in getting MLB’s worst run differential by a mile, but still only wound up with the seventh-worst record.