Back when I was a kid in a non-denominationally protestant home, one of the things I learned was that you have to ask for forgiveness. Another is that lying is a sin. So if Heimlich isn’t lying when he publicly says he didn’t do it, he can’t privately ask for forgiveness. And if he is lying, he’s lying. Now, to be…

No -- look at how baseball players dive into a base. Their faces are up and pointed forward. No reason a defender can’t use that form.

It’s the same stupid logic that says having seatbelts makes people drive less safely. Players get concussions from hitting their heads on the ground after being tackled; instead of missing one game in 2010, Aaron Rodgers might’ve been killed. But without a helmet, he definitely would’ve levitated his head.

Eventually the game will evolve into a three-hour telecast of a thousand people eating a Papa John’s buffet (standing) while the Star-Spangled Banner plays on repeat.

People say we’re supposed to “wait” or whatever but it’s Mike Trout.

Kyrie doesn’t use fiat currency, and Vegas doesn’t take his favored cryptocurrency, Flatcoin.

He Hate Me is actually a D.O.

LeBron to the 2019 dunk contest confirmed.

Ugh, that’s the worst. Pets are better than children.

Abolish Barstool Sports.

Gotta start building that #brand.

All sports media is clickbait.

To the contrary, I find it very helpful when these people reveal themselves. Kevin McHale didn’t magically become this way in 2016.

It doesn’t, and never was before. And if Fox had any sense on how to play their bullshit game, they’d have realized they should call it an “address” and not a “rally.”

They’ve already gone all the way to claiming they’re actors, which is barely a step away from saying there’s nobody being detained at all.

Damn. Cardinals better up their game.

Weirdly, I get the feeling Strickland is the type of guy who normally loves a big, beautiful wall.

If you are a) white, b) male, c) rich, d) named Hunter, e) from rural Georgia, and f) inclined to violently impose your preferences on others, well, things kind of point in a particular direction.

California’s pretty high up there.