Apocalypse has the mutant power of contrivance. He can do anything he needs to do to move the story forward.
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If I was a terrorist these huge lines would be wonderful soft targets.
You’d think Michael J. Fox would have better things to capture on Vine.
I’m not a legal expert, but I’m like 99% sure he’ll end up being forced to coach a hocky team of ragtag misfits. From what I’ve seen in the movies it usually works out surprisingly well.
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This pops up in my head at least twice a week, or whenever someone says ‘I’ve got a theory’...
team after team passing because weed is bad.
He’s just a fancy, shining wizard out there when you think about it.
Wow, KENTA made Fernandez Go 2 Sleep on that one.
His barber is Paul Pierce?
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These are pretty bad. I prefer Japanese English lesson/workout videos:
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Please ignore the dumb commentary but this is the best celebrity workout video. EASILY.
“Report: A Body Has Been Found at Apple Headquarters”
Let’s just leave Dorne out of the picture for as long as possible. ‘Tis a silly place.
That river looks cold enough to freeze your balls off....
The parody becomes even more on-point when you learn he wasn’t paid for this.
“I talk with my hands,” Menzl said.
Zamboni that shit.
Prosecutor: “Now Mr. Pierre-Paul, is the man who tweeted your medical records in the courtroom today?”
You know what ol Jack Burton would say at a time like this?