Would have, except, he was a she, and I’m not about to follow in Greg Hardy’s footsteps.

But, your larger point stands - people like that are the WORST. Which is the most annoying concert goer stereotype?

1) obsessive, overeager fan that tells you about an amazing show in the past, often when the band you’re enjoying…

“Why is it so hard to run out the clock?”

You know who else he left off his list?

Oh Johnny, did you back the wrong horse.

I’ve worked with better, but not many.

You’re probably feeling what he’s feeling, Carpathian kitten loss. He’s missed his kitten!

Viggy Viggy Viggy...you’ve been a bad monkey!

I can not say anything bad here, for I am like the buzzing of flies to him!

Lee-Lo & stitches

Unless the Texans can make a good quarterback turnip, they're going to keep getting beet.

Sorry, but a black guy getting bad reception in the Boston area doesn't qualify as shocking news

They call them scalpers to honor them.

Pheidippides nutz.

This article is the real horseshit, so let me tell you why:

First of all, Acura only has established dealership networks on the tops of moutains. This is to allow potential customers to not only find a good deal on a TLX, but to also find a good deal on themselves. Recently me and the wife took 3 weeks off work and…

The last thing running through his head was probably a concrete floor.

Not really what I was hoping for. Playing the theme song from one movie over a scene from the other move does not a mashup make.

“I hated Jordy got hurt, but in my beliefs, and the way I believe, it was — God meant for Jordy to get hurt,” said Quin, a devoted Christian.

This post is bad and you should feel bad.

My dog had the same eyelid surgery as Lisa. They actually had to remove the foreskin from his penis to create new eyelids. He is perfectly fine now, just a little cockeyed.

I would’ve named her Rorschach.