Ha! So true. I work for a large internet provider and even our newest tools look ancient. Our terminals freeze and crash constantly. It’s a source of endless amusement and frustration to customers. Supervisors who have been there for many years have access to our long-depricated command line system, which is actually…

Maybe ya should’ve worked out more, kept yourself in shape, maybe gone down on him every once in a while. He might not have looked for it from someone else.

I can think of two reasons off the top of my head why Nintendo might’ve chosen to steer clear of this.

Don't you get a strike for every infringing video though? If he did that just a few times I'd imagine the account would be either limited or terminated.

Just restore from your last recovery backup. Not sure what’s the problem, that should take 10 minutes max.