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Technically, a hamster is a rodent.

What? You expect these autonomous car jokes to just write themselves?

Hmm but does it have jump jets:

A good God would have held the tree up for 1 second longer allowing the car to roll past.

And it’s name will be:

What’s with the pan to the rusted directors stand at the end?

At least all their t-shirts match, so that’s promising.

ACO, but yeah.

YOU SHUT UP JASON TORCHINSKY.

Immature, teenage Parksachusetts took a photography class in high school. In the darkroom, there was a tank of compressed nitrogen to be used for blowing dust off the negatives before enlarging them for the prints.

People have truly lost the meaning of what Memorial Day is all about. Now, it’s about barbecues, drinking, and spending time out doing something. We actually use the phrase “Happy Memorial Day.” Think about that. Memorial Day is supposed to be the day that we honor the Fallen, who gave their lives for our Country, in…

I guess warning people about the paving was not their Forte.

That’s why I don’t chase them. I stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.

Come on.....they passed a million a long time ago.........

Extra low mileage Murcielago for sale. Recently serviced, fresh paint. Only 37k miles! Asking $250,000 or best. No lowballers, this is a RARE car, I know what I have.

Go #3!!!

much better driving position and control than what people use on the street.

It does pay...in spades. Everyone should strive for excellence, that’s not a “white” value it’s a human value. Speaking properly without give-away intonations, expressions and speech patterns which allow people to automatically discriminate against you before they even see you is important. It will certainly get you…