If someone blows up a trash can in the middle of Times Square, but no one happened to be near it and only the trash can was damaged, should the police dismiss the investigation as no big deal? I'm a cyclist, as well as a car nut, and just because this cyclist was lucky enough to not be seriously injured, does not…

The only thing it needs is a beige (but still shitty, rusty, etc.) paint job and it would be perfect. Boring, poor, and full of rednecks.

Oregon!! No wait... Massachusetts. Never mind, I suck at this game...

I did too, even the cop said I was driving very good, just too fast. Didn't make a bit of difference. I asked him if I could at least have a work license, and he asked where I worked, which was about four miles from home, to which he replied, "walk."

$150 for 110?!?! I'd like to know where that is, here in the Communistwealth of Virginia, that would be jail time, license suspension for at least six months, seriously fat fines, and stupid high insurance. I got a six month suspension and $350 fine plus court costs for 80 in a 55.

That's very Minecraft of you Jason.

This guy approves.

I missed that...glad I did, actually.

Ha! That dude is a beast. Or am I supposed to say "like a boss?"

I don't know what was more disturbing, the body flying through the air, or the crazy background music they played while we witness death.

*approaches car from front. "Hey, nice Porsche, cool Gulf tribute..." *rounds side of car. "simple, tasteful...not too overdo....OH MY FUCKING GOD, WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE?!?!"

I can play along, too.

Wow, this is total epicness. And +1 on the KERS/Nitro idea; that would launch the epicness off the charts, not unlike one of the trucks off the top of one of the hills.

I'll die. If I don't kill myself being the complete speed junkie I am, I'll get wiped out by some moron, because I'm a magnet for bad luck and stupidity.

He's just looking for the cupholder.

I do agree, but, yeah, at least it's a little less painful.

Indeed...

What the Fuck? That is all.

The E-Z Pass system, or equivalent. Especially the locations, such as the one pictured, where you don't even have to slow down. I travel between NY and Va. semi regularly, and Del Rt. 1 can read them at 70+ mph. Even the ones that can't pull that feat off are still a huge time saver.

I know it's not a true public works project, but the local government is definitely involved in it's creation, or should I say, will be, as it's still early in the process.