The scene in “The Hot Chick” where Rob Schneider’s character has to convince Anna Faris that he’s really her teenage BFF, leading to him being brutally maced and falling down the metal bleachers. He’s desperate and pathetic and it’s fun watching Schneider get beaten up.

WHEN WILL SOMEONE THINK OF THE WHITE PEOPLE?!?

Tobey Maguire has a career?!?

Literally got kinja just to star this.