Well, “was forced down” is more likely. It’s not like Dump is known for his loyalty.

So as long as the economy’s okay so is sex trafficking? Dude, quit saying the quiet part loud!

And it’s okay to keep abandoning them, leaving them hanging, while you romp around the world banging whoever whenever, because they inspire you.

As a teenager, I wanted to be a muse because I so badly wanted to be desired. Intoxicating a person to the point where they would want to make art about me seemed like the height of desirability.

He and Coco have the chicest boutique in Hell.

Are we the baddies?

Gere can definitely bring the creep.

“I’m Not Like Regular Girls, I’m COOL” in human form.

The doctor said the shots would clear it up, but it’s not going away...

I have to consciously hold my knees closed, and to maintain it for more than a couple seconds basically spread out my calves and feet into a triangle with my knees at the top.

Mmmmm, Riker. 

B. and B. And BBBBBBBBBBB.

How does selling your soul feel, lady? 

I bought a navy polka dot dress from Old Navy and love it. It fits better than any other dress I own.

I clicked through to all the sellers: there’s always somebody unloading copies for a few bucks each. It causes me pain to pay more in shipping than I am for the book, but oh well. 

Ee I Ee I Oh!

Well, if he threatened to cut off the feed bag if he couldn’t access fatherless teenagers who looked ten years old, they may have become less into him. As long as he was writing checks he was golden.

Oh UGH that guy

I will say I’ll bet Eric is far more low maintenance. A couple grubworms and a heated rock in his cage and he’s happy.

FULL BODY SHUDDER