Seriously. I don’t want to live in a world where somebody is trying to win back Donnie Half Scoop.

What gets me is that it WORKS. He openly sucks Putin’s dick and gives Kim butterfly kisses while denouncing the left as socialist and his moron followers grunt with joy.

I hope that fly took a dump on his lunch. And his tongue.

It took a while but I managed to assemble most of the collection through third party sellers.

Oh, he’s fine with the world burning as long as he’s on top of the pyre.

Yes, The Initiation!

I found him just a little too late--I read Chain Letter, though! (although it bugged me even at the time that all the kids’ parents had NO idea what was happening, even after that one character had  to replace her bedroom door and it was a different shade than the old one!)

This guy is “no one cares about your boner” in human form. 

When the water does appear though, it appears big, fast and mean. Rain in the mountains can send tons of water washing through riverbeds you’d swear had been bone dry since the Jurassic era. That’s why camping in them is a terrible idea.

TWILIGHT HORROR PAPERBACKS

Highly recommend my literature wife, Connie Willis! Bellwether is one of my favorite books of all time and not needlessly complicated to “look smart.” It just is smart.

Look, he buried them, okay? That’s actually ecologically responsible and not like those filthy poors with the trash all over their yard.

Is...is this filthy pig actually trying to argue personal use????

Don’t leave food out--that’ll attract more mice than cats!

Remember, see one, got ten.

Yep, third spaces have existed forever  because of this exact thing.

I sometimes wonder how much actual wealth exists in the world and how much is paper and ego-boosting lies.

Blackmail is such an ugly word! These guys prefer “gentlemen’s agreement.”

Maybe they weren’t in his home at the time, or the warrants were limited? The guy obviously paid off plenty, so perhaps it was “lost” evidence?

They probably don’t know who they are. These guys aren’t celebrity types that anybody would know--one rich sociopath asshole looks like another.