Well, thieving traitor in chief, anyway. I refuse to acknowledge him as the elected leader considering the open and naked way Russian was buying votes.

You ain’t GOP until you screw over your constituents baboon-dancing on social media. Who needs actual jobs when you can huff and puff about a fucking shoe?

Seriously. Who wrote that proposal, Doctor Evil?

If it is the person who dreamed it up better move out of the country. The police do NOT take kindly to that kind of thing.

It all depends on what’s causing the reaction--the specific ingredient. That’s why going to a derm is going to be the least painful/costly way to go in the long run. Although if you gather up your failed attempt bottles and cross reference the ingredient list, you may narrow it down.

They probably ate too many Tide pods before the bird box challenge and he’s no longer with us.

The problem is that while this twit was obviously just trying to be funny, these laws were created to deal with serious cases of tampering and poisoning. So while I doubt she’s gonna do twenty years, there’s those out there who would deserve to.

Blue Bunny drives me nuts because the bunny’s feet are ALL. WRONG. The creators gave it like, cat pad feet. Those are NOT bunny feet!

You do!

I got tired, high and hungry. I don’t get high but the other two are always a big yes.

That seems like a pretty smart purchase, actually.

Aw man. What a bummer.

Definitely talk to a dermatologist. You may need a special prescription type.

Congrats on the job!

OH the FEETS! How I would adore getting sloppy kisses from Archie!

This is a GREAT time to do that! Not only will it be fun but you can expand your range of healthy dishes!

What’s the easiest short term goal you can set for yourself?

The only thing I’d suggest is that if you’re not working with a doctor about the migraines, do so! But I would guess cutting down on partying and enabling your friend will help a lot in that regard anyway.