If bells and whistles are just extras, I wouldn’t feel bad; she’s a baby, she won’t care about organic cotton sheets or whatever! It’s like when people give huge elaborate birthday parties for one year olds! They’re not going to remember!

Jeez, how scary and upsetting. Just keep breathing, sweetie.

We’ll keep posting as long as you need to reply!

Aw, baby, I believe in you! Every time you tell that stick “no” you get a little piece of yourself back.

Me: KITTY!

Good luck and be proud for standing up for your right to justice! Remember, you deserve to have him sentenced, period. You don’t have to have had a “worse” experience or be “more” oppressed for it to count.

Just remember it can’t possibly be as awkward as a blind date with Zeus:

Mmmm, tapas! We have a really good tapas place only a few blocks away.

Happy Birthday! Enjoy all your discounts.

Mine LOVE cheese puffs. I can’t eat them anymore, hardly, without the two of them (including Harvey the Picky who won’t finish his damn meals, ever) sticking their heads in the bag and biting at my fingers trying to get the cheese dust.

YAY for kitties!

Hey Maya! Keep up your good work in saving and healing!

God I LURVE nectarines! I have to hold off the first couple weeks they’re in the store because they aren’t properly ripened yet but it is soooo hard.

Maya, wonderful to see you!

Sandwiches, mostly, with potato chips. Sometimes hot dogs, but you need the oven on for fries.

As radiant and terrible as the sun...

My personal favorite is Donnie Two Scoops. I call Junior Donnie Half Scoop.

He and Hedy Lamarr should have married and had genius babies.

If you burned that thing as an offering, though, the gods would smite the entire region for the insult.

And still contains organic material.