Every time I click “ignore” I strike a blow for my freedom.

God having His angels piss on Dump’s parade? I can make it through another day.

I’m sure it’s a costs/you can’t cut your hair/availability thing most of the time. Especially in a years long project that’s supposed to take place in a much smaller span of time. People do change in appearance as they age and you don’t want a 30 year old Paltrow in one scene and a 40 year old on in the next when…

L Ron Hubbard understood this and made a mint/sterling collection of souls.

Plenty of people (or their overworked, underpaid assistants) are happy to spend an extra two bills if it means less time researching/clicking/entering credit card numbers. Convenience is the new snake oil.

Everybody sit on their chairs backwards and let’s rap!

Become Winnie in Happy Days, GOP.

I like them in oatmeal cookies and bread pudding, but raisins need to stay strictly in their lane.

Dressing is stuffing cooked in a casserole dish rather than inside the bird.

God flooding the mall, soaking the tanks and dick-stiffening parade, and making Dump cancel his dictator speech would restore my soul.

I am SHOCKED that Kim could be less than forthright and is actually using our idiot faux-leader to prop up his cult of personality while he openly plans to murder us!

I was genuinely excited to click on the Riverdale link because that’s the one remaining show I watch in real time on network TV. I’m so old.

We deliver soooo much pizza (icon represent) to kids’ pool parties in summer! I picture them all clogged with wads of crust and mozzarella.

Which one? The one under the shoe boxes in the closet or the one in the cellar behind the Christmas decorations?

Oh, I definitely want him to live long enough to watch them all hang.

And may all the Big Mac boxes be empty.

I would feel PATRIOTIC AS ALL FUCK OUT.

Everybody’s suing for those, though. Maybe a straw that broke the camel’s back thing?