Golden Corral’s new slogan: “Best thing in Boise!”

It’s like they want the idea of kids, like they want the idea of being a race car driver or Indiana Jones.

The only affordable counseling is usually religious in nature and not every couple is down for that. 

We love you and you are the hope of our country.

Right? The second I read that it all fell into place.

the group of Texans

Mel’s always had this weird, “the cruelty is the point” honesty—like the “do you want to tweet that people shouldn’t burn down the Capitol?” “No.”

Yes and yes.

You guys, DO NOT MESS with burger food trucks.

*less likely to own a car

It’s worth noting that Wetherspoons founder Tim Martin was a massive Brexit backer who donated hundreds of thousands of British pounds to the Vote Leave campaign, told the public that remaining in the EU would lead to “significant adverse economic consequences,” and said that the many people who warned him that all…

No. Until we go full Soylent Green I’m not eating nutrient squares.

BELIEVE THEM THE FIRST TIME.

Finally found you, girl! The Disquis sounds awesome, sign me up!

This makes the Bird Box Bullshit and that thing of singing while running beside a moving car with its passenger door open look well thought out and useful.

Ironically, Cuomo managed to out-horrible Dump here. Dump is so sleazily evil that he can’t even pretend to like animals—any dog near him would pee on everything he owned and chew up his Times Man Of The Year cover posters—so he (Thank God) has never had, to my knowledge, any kind of pet. Not even for PR purposes…