Now he can say how his company wasn’t just indicted, but it’s totally unfair that it was.

I left mine on top of the car and then drove off.

Peanut candy!

Peanut butter flavored taffy. It was my mom’s favorite growing up, along with Boston Baked Beans.

I find it tastes like the expensive crown I just paid for.

One look at our jaws and incisors say this is not true.

Yes, but I’ve always called him Dump here, as a more accurate description of his person, and I’m damned if I’m quitting now.

Well, stunt casting for President worked for Dump, and she’s just had lots of experience with that....

Statute of limitations pretty much guarantees he’ll never see another day in jail. Hopefully civil suits will strip him of every dime.

It’s not up to me, but here’s hoping. If hell isn’t for people like Rumsfeld I don’t know what it’s still doing open.

Boy, it’s almost like they’re trying to actively discourage women from seeking justice or something.

One of the grim pleasures/unintended consequences of the Dump-ster fire admin was watching the orc horde pretending that Melania’s “Fuck off and Die” decorating was warm and Christmassy. I know the majority of them really thought of that creature as classy and what-all, but those stark black, dead trees against the…

“Who set my filters to ‘ghoul adjacent?’”

This is the most horrible Jackie Collins novel ever.

My sister got all three of her kids vaxxed the second it was okayed. Because she’s not an idiot.

Or at least leave your money!

Once again, Jezebel misses the point:

“Trump didn’t walk anywhere.”

He usually only watches himself on TV, not caring about the audience as long as they clap and give him money. They might as well be seals. The insurrection was probably the first time he saw them close up.