Retail was hell. The Retail comic strip nailed it 100%.

He craves the money and infrastructure of blue cities. He knows damn well rural red states don’t have enough moolah to bother with.

He’s like the sea monster the guy finds on the beach at the end of La Dolce Vita: a big squishy thing where you can’t find where it starts or ends but is somehow hypnotic.

Whatever happened with that “recount,” anyway? It seems to have fizzled out, I haven’t heard about it for weeks.

AHHHHHH I LOVE YOU. 

Right? He’d be whipping up the stupid froth for this expresso for WEEKS.

“What? It was a Halloween costume.”

She thinks she has no worth or importance outside being her dad’s daughter--and as far as the GOP is concerned, she’s right. So she’s following the Dump Playbook where trolling is supposed to alchemize into gold and love, the stupider the better.

Isn’t that the one where Spader had bleached eyebrows?

He was so nonchalant about being a rich white dickhead and how that was simply his God-given right. “Would I treat my parents’ house like this if money was any kind of an issue?”

At least in the eighties GOP assholes were wrongfully, shamefully hot, you know? Now they all look like potatoes and wonder bread had an uninteresting, stupid baby.

I have complaints, Portnoy.

It’s also a book that outlines their exact behaviors and the smitings that followed, but never mind, God loves them!

No, but yes? He wants to believe somebody, anybody, out there cares about him and his mustard-stained spouse that much and knowing he’s but a speck of flotsom adrift in the universe kills him.

How have you not EATEN her???

*clicks*

Ugh, humidity is the fucking WORST. My sister lives in Maryland and wants me to visit and I’m all NOT UNTIL OCTOBER because damn, it’s like being inside a giant dog tongue at all times. Soggy, hot, disgusting air!

I value AC right up there with antibiotics and clean water on demand! We’re just lucky that we don’t need to install one right now.

He’s a keeper for sure. You should see his graphic novel full of adorable werewolf puns.