It’s gonna need a separate volume for all the credits.

But were fired for never actually successfully picking anyone up.

Right after he rides a T Rex into orbit to bring down the Jewish space lasers with his bare hands.

Lichens, especially, can be INCREDIBLY long lived. Like, centuries sometimes. So a literal growth on a rock has more stick-to-it than Dump.

Anything that can break the “hunting zone” may give you an advantage. Sudden loud noise, water bottle squirt. It’s why “make yourself look bigger” is standard advice in dealing with a wild animal. You have to look like you’re too dangerous or difficult to bother with.

I dunno...

Yeah, “relatively” in that a bull shark has “relatively” fewer teeth than ten Great Whites but they both can tear you to shreds.

I guess this is better than giving ten dollar BJs behind the bus station.

I think really successful women tend to hook up with this type of guy because said guy doesn’t feel challenged in his manhood when she makes lots of money or has a big career. Too many Manly Men types absolutely cannot handle that.

But their/their kid’s abortion was a “needed procedure” they “prayed on.”

Right? The very thought of being around this man child exhausts me.

I FEEL THIS IN MY SWOLLEN ANKLES.

It’s that JoJo has to account for how her fictional self—and a fictional kiss—might get muddled with her actual life choices.

Very occasionally there can be public displays of fun that bystanders can enjoy, but CONTEXT. IS. EVERYTHING. Once a few years ago, I went to a friend’s birthday dinner at a very celebration themed restaurant. Birthdays, anniversaries, you name it, at least six celebrations were going on at any one time. It also was du…

Right? I am sure Memorial Day was honored truly and honestly by millions of bereaved loved ones who didn’t have to have Twitter followers to “prove” how sad they were.

Please accept this party:

I have had to BEG my husband to pick a damn restaurant to go to for his damn birthday. Watching him unwrap his new set of Addams Family DVDs and Steven Universe tee shirts isn’t going to set Twitter on fire, I’m guessing.