I personally always wait until whatever corporate entity I’m unhappy with is closed and empty before protesting. Super effective.

I thought this crap sounded familiar--right there with all that processing garbage they do.

The FUCK? Way to re-traumatize fifteen years’ worth of students, school committee!

The FBI postulates that statistically there’s between ten and twenty serial killers operating in the US at any given time. Most of them don’t get caught because they have jobs like cross country trucking that enable them to hunt in lightly populated areas and dump the bodies where they’ll never be found. They tend to…

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Harmon said filming that role was the loneliest he’d ever been. He’d come home from the set and even his dog would avoid him.

The problem with that is everybody getting extra-loaded before boarding, and/or sneaking booze on. The fights and terrible behavior would increase tenfold.

And you’d better be a damn good swimmer ‘cause you ain’t gonna behave any better on a boat, and everybody knows it.

Soon we’ll have holding cells for these witless assholes on planes—and they’ll be charged twice their original ticket price.

I think that last one is a frieze from a brothel that basically was part of the “menu” of what was available within.

A well known quote about time travel says people from the past couldn’t stand the noise of the present, and present day people couldn’t take the smells of the past.

First thing I’d do.

What gets me about assholes like this is they wait until they’re through with school, get a good job, and then talk themselves into being white supremacist dickwads because—-what? They’re bored? Disillusioned with grown up life?

Me too! “Wait, what?”

Unfortunately it has turned out precisely the way she thinks enough times that I can see her deciding this was the route to take.

Complaining that she’s being seen as exactly what she is—privileged and white—is the epitome of white privilege.

Yep. There’s asking difficult questions about genuine news issues--that’s part of a journalist’s job. But deliberately being provoking, nasty, and/or racist simply for a reaction to get headlines and clicks is opportunistic assholery and nobody should have to be subjected to it.

We keep our window open pretty much all year round or the bedroom gets so stuffy it’s like trying to sleep in a giant toy dog ear.

I assumed his only real complaint was, as a Vermonter, he couldn’t get wake up calls at 4 a.m.

Agreed. I can see why any nation or group would feel it necessary to their own survival to cover up such a colossal fuckup, but who knows what other oopsies are out there waiting for one carelessly sealed door or tube?