I mean, even going on the assumption that the majority of these kinds of leveling up guys have undiagnosed conditions, it just amazes me how men are so bereft of any levels of kind or intimate interaction in our society that they can just shoot out of the fucking stratosphere with these fantasy relationships built on…

Oh my GOD

The Leader insists we no longer speak for your purity is flawed.

You had me doing a full body cringe for a minute there.

Wow. He sure picked the right mistake.

because he thought I was going to fall in love with him or someshit because he was the first guy out the gate. No, dude. No.

I vote for heart attack. Don’t want any “unfit to stand trial” nonsense.

And don’t forget, Reality TV managed to crack the performers and technicians unions. They don’t use union labor and have shattered what shreds of security performers had.

ERMAHGERD SHE THOUGHTS AND PRAYERED HIM

Barr’s been doing evil shit for a long, long time, so in the end I’m sure he’ll ditch Dump and run, but he’ll cause maximum unfixable damage first.

Eh, the people around him hate him as much as we do. They’ll use him (See McConnell, Graham, etc.) as much as they can but they don’t actually care when he goes down. 

And then turning on McConnell.

Sure it will. They’re both evil old weasels who get out of everything. All they have to do is tie proceedings up in the courts that they’ve stacked and sit back on their piles of money while preventing women from getting abortions.

Exactly! I’d hate to be the underwriter on those claims.

Oh what a tangled web is woven!

No jury in the land would convict her.

I immediately went back in time to my old costuming teacher telling about how a friend of hers had her husband borrow her Die Shear scissors TO WRAP GIFTS WITH.

Men just insist on their own reality at all times. You could be setting their hair on fire while speed dialing 911 and they’d think you were being coy.

He’s coming across as somebody who apparently really needs to believe this! Which is so fucking sad and gross.

It’s so weird/gross that she first came to attention in The Professional, where her character does exactly that with every 40+ male in the film.