Marizpan has my heart.

So jealous of the ungrey but it gives me hope! What did you do so I can try?

You did it! Revel and bask!

Hmmm, there are so many. It’s incredible to me how somebody can seem totally normal and than announce that Hitler’s brain and the Queen of England are secretly running the global currency market.

Go to the website Get Your Shit Together. It’s all about organizing the important things in your life.

Me too. This is too much to ask all the way around.

I’m so glad this is shaking out for you, Maya! 

You know how we should have known communism was a bad idea?

What is with these people that fail up? YOU SHOULD BE THE BOSS HERE.

Oh, it was intentional all right. This kind of shit is not an outlier or fluke 99% of the time, but baked right in.

For God’s sake, DON’T work any more overtime! Not one second.

Yeah, FUCK these assholes. They clearly think it’s fine to make half the people do twice the work while telling you how grateful you should be.

This sounds like a huge case of “trying to live through others.” Girl, I am not your personal chat room or whatever, calm down.

Good for you! That company had no problem fucking YOU over, don’t feel bad.

You are the Visible Woman!

Ugh. The first one is staring me in the face as well. Let me know how it goes!

I just finished up the beef and pepper skillet and it’s waiting for me to heat up the refried beans and open the chips.

Oh, I remember this! That dog’s utter joy.

And here are some of my favorite animal gifs in general: