They’ve co-invested in the house, he has his own space, and they can check in on each other regularly. This, frankly, is the dream of me, my sister, and most people I know.

Normally “staycations” sound great, but I live in a one bedroom apartment, so I’m stuck with my spouse all day until he goes to work.

Oh, my, GOD.

Well, they had to make room for all those kids caught with an ounce of pot!

I’m skipping right to the staking part.

Taylor University, a Christian evangelical college in Indiana

Works for the for-profit prison industry!

Look; a line of dinosaurs heading off a cliff!

Such a caring employer.

I feel bad for the actors on this show because they’re trying to create characters with some kind of personal through-line while the story dodges here, there, everywhere like a crazed rabbit.

Here’s hopin! 

It’s like Veronica being shocked that her dad wanted a divorce after Hermione tried to have him killed twice. What’s the big deal? You’ve tried to kill us lots of times!

I assume Edgar wanted Cheryl and Alice especially for some reason or other. Cheryl makes sense due to her wealth, instability and family history of drug running, but why is he so focused on Alice, besides the whole “married to a serial killer” thing?

Absolutely. This show takes place in a series of pocket universes that occasionally, randomly intersect.

Breakout part II, Electric Boogaloo!

HE’S A WITCH!

I AM HERE FOR THIS.

Hah, remember when he invited Stephen over and both their plates had enough for four people? That’s my kinda host!

I like a hairy chest. Just not a hairy back or something that looks like a hair poncho the guy pulled over his head and is now draped fore and aft.

Lots of repression and forced smiles?