Hill House was the most glaring omission, to me. You could take away the horror elements and it would still be one of the best dramas on TV.

Yep! After the wedding, what’s left? No reason for the woman to keep existing, lol. I always felt the same about TV shows— whenever they’d keep the series going after the two lovey characters FINALLY marry, or whenever a new baby would be introduced as a character, I always lost interest. Adventures + family…

omg this is so, so on point.

You’ll like this. I asked my son what the theme of Ready Player 1 was after we watched it, and he said, “The future is awesome!”

Old dollhouse & doll accessories absolutely bonk every pleasure-nerve in my Miniatures Cortex.

You think the problem with that story is the idea of a surveillance state? I thought the bigger issue was that everyone was sitting on their asses in VR chat while the world went to shit.

Seriously, every single week he does something shitty and every month he does something racist.  When is enough enough for these people to call a spade a spade.  The man is a bigot.

Helm's Deep Throat 

Orcgasms

The Adventures of Tom Bombadildo

Deep Thranduil

A long eXXXpected party.

Valley Of The Trolls

One ring to find them all, and in the darkness, bang them.

50 Shades of Gandalf The Gray

Behind the Round Door.

Barely Legolas.

They’re hairier than their feet!

Nazgûls Go Wild!

BREAKING: Christopher Tolkien hits back at accusation by revealing unpublished archive of his father’s ‘locked bottom-drawer’ material, not to be published until 50 years after his death. Titles include The Getting-Laid of Lúthien, Durin Does Dol Guldur, and, most unfortunately, Concerning Hobbits’ Bums.