From your mouth to... um, nevermind. 

My father’s family often says things like “Oh, I’m sure he didn’t mean it.” Or, “This time he’ll smarten up.” He won’t. Because sure, I have memories of a laughing man, pushing me on the swings, or showing me how an engine worked, or allowing me to pin bows in his hair and beard with fond exasperation. But I also know…

It’s never the woman you know either. It’s never the opinionated, happy-seeming, confident woman being abused. It’s never the happy mother, the dedicated wife, the accomplished physician. That woman would never be abused. She would stop it. She would not put up with that kind of thing. Her upbringing didn’t…

Could God make gravy so delicious that even He couldn’t resist it?

Pro-abortion, as long as it’s compelled by a man. Nice, nice....

The Bible, however, does talk about jerking off and that it is an affront to God.

Well, there’s that one passage in Numbers where God tells suspicious jealous dudes to take their property wives to the local priest to whip up a concoction and make them drink it, so they will miscarry. (In case the fetus isn’t the husband’s.)

Actually there’s a part about if a husband suspects his pregnant wife of cheating, he can take her before a judge. She’ll be given a drink made from dirt. If the child is not her husband’s, the drink will induce an abortion. I don’t think the WORD abortion is used, but that’s what it was.

I think people feel more brazen to be anti-Catholic because the actual Catholic Church™, or official representatives of it if you will, have committed heinous crimes/atrocities as opposed to some followers of the faith just interpreting teachings in a way that is problematic or oppressive. Especially recently when we…

Why is there no “flag this comment for mental health services”?

Have you considered their “bigotry” may have something to do with the institutional sexual abuse and the kidnapping of Indigenous/Native kids and all that? 

There is a war on women. Yesterday, in addition to this, in St. Louis a man with a gun went into a store, sexually assaulted some women and killed one of them. Every. Single. Fucking. shooter incident comes from a man who hurts women. This is a war. They want to enslave us and if they can’t they turn to violence. Dr.…

Yeah, and he also publicly sexually abused many of his male followers to prove that he was the only true heterosexual. Pol Pot was also against colonialism, but we don’t waste energy hand-wringing about the duality of Pol Pot or his shitty movement. 

I’d love one of these articles to ask women: how many of you have screwed another guy in the bed you shared with your boyfriend and been caught? Cuz there’s a real disconnect between the MULTITUDE of guys, dare I say EVERY.SINGLE.GUY, who cite this as the reason for their last breakup and all the women I know. You’d…

Oh, no scorn to either point (again, The Man Who Was Thursday is 9/10th a great novel that doesn’t really have an ending so it has a chase sequence that runs right out of reality into a medieval mystery play, which is... fine, but tonally jarring with the rest of the work. The opening paragraphs, by contrast, are some…

Every text I send is pretty damn regrettable because it means I’ve signaled to said person that I am assumed free to chat away then get stuck in a conversation I never wanted to have in the first place.

What does it say about me that I’m perfectly willing to accept real-life videogame fights and superpowered vegans, but I can’t suspend my disbelief enough to believe that multiple beautiful women would be throwing themselves at Michael Fucking Cera?

“Women are very much built for success in the current educational climate”

Being  rewarded for a penis does not equal “exceptional” performance in any field, Sparky.

Because the right wingers believe that women who have abortions are whores who should have to suffer the consequences of having consensual sex. This is all about condemning women’s behavior, not about “life”.