If these dumb bitches want to throw away their rights, I say that we let them. How many of these morons go and get their own abortions, while making it hard for others to do the same? Currently, the blue states are paying more in revenue to the Federal government than the red states, because red states love to cut…

My boyfriend says this all. the.time. He looks at the way white women voters vote, and he says, “What the fuck is wrong with them? They could have so much more freedom and opportunity for themselves and everyone else if they’d vote with all of the other minorities!” I responded with, “Well, they’ve got white sons, and…

Can we have a war only on the white Santas?  I’ve got no beef with the black and brown Santas.

I’m too old for this, I guess. All I see is a smart-assed little shit who needs to be slapped.

I only heard bits and pieces of it, but I was howling with laughter.  He sounded so defeated and deflated as he was polishing the turd with: “I’m sure that now that we all have to negotiate, there will be less gridlock!”  No, dumbass.  If you couldn’t get shit done when you had both the House and the Senate, then you…

Once again, my home state has done me proud! I swear the only thing keeping me from sneaking across the Canadian border has been the fact that my state keeps putting up legislation that will protect us from the worst that the GOP can throw at us. We even had a question pass about creating a citizen panel to research…

I get that you’re tired. I get that in Texas, it’s an uphill battle every time you get up in the morning and are not a white straight cismale Christian. But one thing that I have found that gives me hope is this thought: Our future is younger, more liberal, and browner. The conservatives are dying out. I look at their…

Yeah, this is Cruz at his peak. He can’t get elected President. And it is well known that he is disliked among his Capital Hill colleagues.  I imagine that they are breathing a sigh of relief that he pulled this out of his ass, while simultaneously being disgusted that he came *this close* to losing Texas for them. …

I literally had this happen on my Facebook today. I reposted the Bill Maher tweet that said: “Message to Trump voters: Vote Democrat, because as soon as this election is over, no one will give a shit about the caravan. But you’ll still have diabetes.”

She looks disturbingly like Melania in this pic.  DJ, no matter how much you imitate him, your father still won’t love you.

I’m only onboard with them having another kid if they name it Shiplap.

This has very little to do with your comment, but I’m stupid happy that someone else remembers that show! I love it and talk to people about it all the time, and no one seems to know what the fuck I’m talking about.

I was thinking Buddhist dharma. But the people I was talking to about it were white Pagans who didn’t even know what dharma was in any context. They were focusing on karma, and trying to use it to police the way other Pagans were practicing their spirituality. They were not happy when I called them out on it and the…

I just feel really badly for any differently-abled person out there who is over 12 and really enjoys trick-or-treating.  Like, what if it is someone on the spectrum, are you really gonna arrest that person?  I seems like a total dick move.

Oh, thank Jeebus I’m not the only one!

A psychotic, narcissistic asshole.  I’m a very happy divorcee.

I was in a Hot Topic with my kids, and saw some AOT merch. It was a tiny keychain, and I couldn’t really read it with the font. So I looked at my kids and said, “Potato famine? They have an anime about the Irish potato famine?” Cue my kids cracking up. We now refer to AOT as Potato Famine in my house now.

My kids’ dad is a grade-A asshole. He used to love pretending to have a heart attack and die so that he could see our kids crying. According to him, that showed him that they loved him, because he’s a narcissistic psycho. The kids were 6 and 3.

For me, I would only want it if the ghost was respectful of my personal time.  I do NOT need to be in a work meeting when my dead suitor decides that this is the perfect time to give me an orgasm.  RESPECT MY SPACE, LORD NORTHBOROUGH!!!!

“Also a lot of cultural appropriation in those crowds too as it goes.”