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goddamnitwhatismykinjapassword
2/14/20
6:49 PM
16

So my husband came home from work. Immediately declared, “Oh shit! I left your Valentine’s Day present at work....but I don’t really feel like going all the way back there to get it.....Happy Valentines Day!” and then walks off. Read more

2/1/20
5:45 PM
15

Had a delightful day of cross-country skiing, we did about 5 or so miles in beautiful weather and beautifully groomed trails. Unfortunately no pictures while skiing. But, here is lunch...it turns out prosecco and a baked potato are the perfect combination.

1/28/20
11:04 AM
2

Maybe they’ll start realizing that theyre losing good candidates because of their excessive demands and restructure. 70 hours a week is crazy - full time is 35 hours and that is TWO full time positions you’d be doing essentially. Read more

1/28/20
10:05 AM
3

I don’t blame you. 70hrs/week is brutal. No job is worth risking a burnout. 

1/25/20
9:09 PM
8

I was away for 7 months. One burrowed into my washer motor and died.  Now the washer’s dead too.  Fuck mice.

1/21/20
12:45 PM
8

My mind smashed together basil + vinegar and I read “blueberry vagisil.” I was like... ok, you do you, girl ://////

1/3/20
10:42 AM
10

Regular almonds can FUCK OFF. I normally buy roasted salted ones and my husband bought these dry ass organic ones and I’m like ... it’s like sand in my mouth. Why?

12/31/19
10:52 PM
10

2017-18 I really slacked off in my reading so I dove back in and read 19 books in 2019.

12/31/19
10:14 PM
14

I never got over my imposter syndrome instead I retired; I am 71 and just could not deal any more. The adjustment is taking months but it is a work in progress.

12/31/19
9:33 PM
16

I did a lot to get us ahead, financially, including paying off school loans, investing in a CD, and continuing to sock away consistently for our IRAs and a down payment on our next house. Read more

12/25/19
10:18 PM
8

This is not a facetious answer but truly from the bottom of my heart my favorite cupcake recipe is the one from a store bought box of cake. I’m sorry but I’ve never made a homemade cake that’s tasted nearly as delicious as a 99 cent box cake.